Ten top stuck-together Danish words

Say what you will about the difficulties of learning Danish, but it's got one thing going for it: it sure is succinct.
It is -- arguably -- a tricky language for foreigners to learn, but one of the great things about Danish is that you don’t technically need a particularly large vocabulary.
That’s because Danes aren’t very keen on inventing new words, or at least not in the traditional sense. Instead, we create conjoined words out of existing ones that literally – and we really do mean literally – describe the new term.
Here’s a very convenient example: The Danish word for conjoined is ‘sammensat’, which is built up of the two words ‘sat’ (put) and ‘sammen’ (together). Who needs to invent a fancy third word that you need to look up in the dictionary when you just can ‘togetherput’ two that already exist?
Here are our picks for ten awesomely literal Danish words:
1. Sporvognsskinneskidtskraber
Word for word: Tram wagon track dirt scraper
English equivalent: A person who cleans tramway rails.

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2. Køleskab
Word for word: Cooling cupboard
English equivalent: Refrigerator

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3. Håndværker
Word for word: Hand worker
English equivalent: Carpenter, plumber, bricklayer… any kind of blue-collar profession where your work entails doing things around a house. With your hands, obviously.

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4. Dyrlæge
Word for word: Animal doctor
English equivalent: Veterinarian/Veterinary physician

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5. Flyvemaskine
Word for word: Flying machine
English equivalent: Aeroplane

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6. Skrivebord
Word for word: Writing table
English equivalent: Desk

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7. Græsslåmaskine
Word for word: Grass hitting machine
English equivalent: Lawn mower

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8. Dyrekølle
Word for word: Animal club
English equivalent: Haunch of venison

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9. Farfar/Morfar
Word for word: Father father/Mother father
English equivalent: Grandfather
And yes, you've guessed it, a Danish grandmother is either mormor (mother mother) or farmor (father mother). We love this one and think the whole world should use it.

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10. Brystholder
Word for word: Breast holder
English equivalent: Brassiere

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It is -- arguably -- a tricky language for foreigners to learn, but one of the great things about Danish is that you don’t technically need a particularly large vocabulary.
That’s because Danes aren’t very keen on inventing new words, or at least not in the traditional sense. Instead, we create conjoined words out of existing ones that literally – and we really do mean literally – describe the new term.
Here’s a very convenient example: The Danish word for conjoined is ‘sammensat’, which is built up of the two words ‘sat’ (put) and ‘sammen’ (together). Who needs to invent a fancy third word that you need to look up in the dictionary when you just can ‘togetherput’ two that already exist?
Here are our picks for ten awesomely literal Danish words:
1. Sporvognsskinneskidtskraber
Word for word: Tram wagon track dirt scraper
English equivalent: A person who cleans tramway rails.
Photo: vividpixels/Depositphotos
2. Køleskab
Word for word: Cooling cupboard
English equivalent: Refrigerator
Photo: hemul75/Depositphotos
3. Håndværker
Word for word: Hand worker
English equivalent: Carpenter, plumber, bricklayer… any kind of blue-collar profession where your work entails doing things around a house. With your hands, obviously.
Photo: pressmaster/Depositphotos
4. Dyrlæge
Word for word: Animal doctor
English equivalent: Veterinarian/Veterinary physician
Photo: ckellyphoto/Depositphotos
5. Flyvemaskine
Word for word: Flying machine
English equivalent: Aeroplane
Photo: Gesturleo/Depositphotos
6. Skrivebord
Word for word: Writing table
English equivalent: Desk
Photo: halfpoint/Depositphotos
7. Græsslåmaskine
Word for word: Grass hitting machine
English equivalent: Lawn mower
Photo: melis82/Depositphotos
8. Dyrekølle
Word for word: Animal club
English equivalent: Haunch of venison
Photo: vitalytitov/Depositphotos
9. Farfar/Morfar
Word for word: Father father/Mother father
English equivalent: Grandfather
And yes, you've guessed it, a Danish grandmother is either mormor (mother mother) or farmor (father mother). We love this one and think the whole world should use it.
Photo: bst2012/Depositphotos
10. Brystholder
Word for word: Breast holder
English equivalent: Brassiere
Photo: simply/Depositphotos
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