What Google says about the Danes (and other Europeans)
The Local · 9 May 2016, 15:37
Published: 09 May 2016 15:37 GMT+02:00
- What did Danes Google the most in 2015? (16 Dec 15)
- Ten of the weirdest Danish superstitions (13 Nov 15)
- Ten first impressions of Denmark (29 Jul 15)
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Doesn’t seem much doubt about this one. Lots of recent studies have confirmed that the French, despite having a high standard of living and good healthcare, are "trapped in a malaise". The suicide rate is much higher than the European average.
Claudia Senik, a professor at the Paris School of Economics, told The Local it may be tied to the French education system, which is too rigid and sets them up to fail. Plus she also said they'd be happier if they spoke more foreign languages (yes, even English) because they would not feel so isolated.
Firstly it's important to point out that some French people do get fat, especially outside Paris. However France is the country with the lowest obesity rate in Europe. And though France has all kinds of rich desserts, cheeses and other fat-filled food, the French consume with moderation. They generally eat smaller portions and save the rich, heavy stuff for special occasions.
What Google says about the Germans
It's no secret that Germany's economy is Europe's biggest by the standard measure, Gross Domestic Product (GDP). But when considered with population, Germany's GDP is just ninth out of the 28 member states in the EU – behind Denmark, Sweden and the Netherlands, among others - suggesting that while Germany might be wealthy, many Germans are not asset and cash rich.
Germany's modern status as the economic heavyweight of Europe has put it in a more influential position within the EU than ever before - and apparently this power has piqued people's curiosity. Maybe it's the fact that at critical points in the years of economic crisis, Germany has been seen as a tough paymaster by its neighbours.
What Google says about the Spanish
With so many scandals sweeping Spain, this search isn’t surprising. But the answer is far from clear. Is it something cultural, an extension of the idea of ‘enchufe’, or ‘you scratch my back and I’ll scratch yours’? Or perhaps Spain’s corruption has something to do with a lack of institutional transparency, or with the tendency to make hay while the sun shines...
Yes, the old stereotype of Spaniards taking siestas and not liking work is one of the main questions English-language users ask Google. Is there scientific proof? Not really. Some experts would say people from warmer climates have more of a carpe diem attitude towards life and that Spain turned to hedonism after the end of its dictatorship. But recent studies actually suggest that Spaniards work longer hours than the rest of Europeans.
What Google says about the Italians
Italians are usually known for being warm and welcoming, but high profile attacks against Italy’s former first black minister, Cecile Kyenge, or the country's treatment of migrants languishing in detention centres, have done a lot to tarnish that image.
Their guys are cute
So now some good news: the Italian stallion is alive and well - at least as far as Google users are concerned. We're wondering which current stars might be giving Italian manhood such a good name - could it be ex-footballer Alessandro Del Piero, fashion kings Dolce & Gabbana or has the popularity of the 'hot priests' calendar' boosted their reputation?
What Google says about the Austrians
They’re actually German
Ouch. Many predictive Google searches ask questions that revolve around this theme. The country shares a long and troubled history with its neighbour to the north-west, but whoever has the naivety to ask an Austrian why they are not part of Germany is likely to receive a nasty look, or maybe have a schnitzel thrown in their face. Though it is smaller and has many similarities, Austrians take pride in their sovereignty as a separate nation from Germany.
Surely not! Maybe this is all those Germans writing questions into Google just to fix the outcome? Are Austrians really stupid? They've had a few famous scholars and academics over the years.
What Google says about Switzerland
They are so bloomin' wealthy
Academics have long asked what fundamental qualities helped Switzerland get rich. An early appreciation of the value of the service sector is one theory. Not being blasted to smithereens in two world wars undoubtedly also played its part.
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And they are so healthy?
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Well, here the world seems to be impeccably informed too. Switzerland tops the World Economic Forum’s index for health and welfare, boasting the highest life expectancy in the world. Perhaps the fact that it has the world’s second best healthcare quality, second most accessible healthcare and best water sanitation in the world has something to do with it.
What Google says about the Norwegians?
They're also so happy...grrrrr
Norwegians are happy apparently and its probably something to do with how wealthy the country is and safe (normally) and the beautiful scenery. And they get a white Christmas every year, or at least snow in winter. And when they go abroad they must be staggered how cheap a beer is or a coffee.
In case you're wondering what Google says about the British, the top results are asking why they're so rude... and also why they're so polite. Another response that popped up was "Why are the Brits so full of grief and despair".
Unfortunately we were not able to look at every country in Europe but here's a map we drew up showing the main results.