Five hard-to-believe non-April Fools’ stories from Denmark

Five hard-to-believe non-April Fools’ stories from Denmark

Today is April 1st, and we all know what that means.

Copenhagen’s ‘stinky penis’ flower rises again

Copenhagen’s ‘stinky penis’ flower rises again

Danish man had a thing for masturbating at Burger King

Danish man had a thing for masturbating at Burger King

Man tried to kill his wife with frozen milk

Man tried to kill his wife with frozen milk

Dane calls cops over aggressive swans

Dane calls cops over aggressive swans

Google photo catches Danish thieves in action

Google photo catches Danish thieves in action

Teacher undressed boys in front of whole school

Teacher undressed boys in front of whole school

Danish police nab man missing for 30 years

Danish police nab man missing for 30 years

Ex-homeless man strikes it rich in Danish lottery

Ex-homeless man strikes it rich in Danish lottery

VIDEO: Denmark’s ‘chili orchestra’ goes viral

VIDEO: Denmark’s ‘chili orchestra’ goes viral

Denmark funds research on underground trolls

Denmark funds research on underground trolls

Dane banned from Ireland for church theft

Dane banned from Ireland for church theft

Two men jailed for beheading pet pony

Two men jailed for beheading pet pony

Danish dad tortures sons (in best possible way)

Danish dad tortures sons (in best possible way)

Driver fired for kicking special needs kid off bus

Driver fired for kicking special needs kid off bus

Danish woman’s house overrun by bats

Danish woman’s house overrun by bats

Arctic group’s isolation lasted 4,000 years

Arctic group’s isolation lasted 4,000 years

Danish man takes taxi from Odense to Rome

Danish man takes taxi from Odense to Rome

Eight-year-old boy stung by scorpion on ferry

Eight-year-old boy stung by scorpion on ferry

IN PICTURES: Santas descend on Copenhagen

IN PICTURES: Santas descend on Copenhagen

Ending the cycle of life… on a tricycle

Ending the cycle of life… on a tricycle

VIDEO: ‘Penis’ flower exposed in Copenhagen

VIDEO: ‘Penis’ flower exposed in Copenhagen

‘Titan’s penis’ is set to appear in Copenhagen

‘Titan’s penis’ is set to appear in Copenhagen